if u have boobs ur a slut
wow my mom is such a slut
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.
Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.
seein middle school girls in forever 21 is frightening cause im in college and i cant tell which one of us isnt supposed to be shopping here
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god